Mini-Rant 001.

Where do I begin?

Let me introduce myself. I'm Chelsey. I'm 15. Chances are, you should get on your knees and please me. Buy me another drink and watch my body get closer to yours, or don't bother saying my name. I'll admit it, I'm a bitch. I slur my speech and I talk a lot of trash. I smoke more then I eat. I'm drunk more then I'm sober. Dolce & Gabanna, Chanel, Prada, Juicy Couture, and Armani run my life. I live for late nights with the windows rolled down and cigarette smoke. I'm too friendly and I always fall asleep with strangers. I love waking up to cold sheets and a hangover.

In all honesty, I'm not as tough as I come across. I'm inlove with a guy who's heart I've broken way too many times. I put a diamond ring on his finger and in a matter of a year I destroyed everything it ever meant. I'm not sure where my life is going currently, but I'm a mess. I drink too much and don't eat enough. I sleep during the day and work all night. My life isn't the same falling asleep alone.
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I won't lie, I'm a bit of a badass. I speak my mind more then I should, and am very sarcastic. I am a girl of many words. My heart is bigger than my mind, and I give it away to those who deserve it. I've been mistreated and disceived, but never have I given up. I look at each day as a new adventure. A new suprise. What could possibly be done today that hasn't been done yet. I push my self forward, since I have no one to do this for me. But it will never change who I am. I am myself to the fullest. I need not imitate someone, when I can create on this canvas, my own...me!

A peice of artwork within myself. And though I may not be too beautiful on the outside, I have painted myself from within, to be the most beautiful person. My personality outshines the sun. When you are around me, you are around truth and honesty, you are around happiness and security. I keep things to myself, so I have something to look back on. My emotions are rhetorical, and unworthy to be given or poured on some one else. All in all, you will never go wrong with me. In some ways, I am like a mother, in others, a friend, but in the end, Im just me, Jordan, and that is all I know how to be. So if you feel you are ready to encounter my laughter and hugs, then come the hell on.
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I'm a sophmore. I suck at life. So do you. I'm not special; but i want to change the world. I'm an underacheiver; and a procrastinator. I'm nice; and i'm mean. I'm bold; and i'm shy. I like you; and I hate you. I'm cool; I'm lame. I'm collected; and unorganized. I'm sane; and i'm psychotic. Just like hot ice...I'm just one big fucking oxymoron.

I won't bite if you leave me a comment, promise.